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There are 133 binders in her attic, but the bats, Sherman and Chester, like to use those boxes as their mating ground, so she’s not going to test the waters tonight. So, she does the only sensible thing and gathers up as much information about this amazing town as she can find under such late, last minute notice. And she is going to make sure he understands that. He thinks Pawnee is some stupid crap town like all the other dumps he’s visited over the years, but he doesn’t get it. He’s hopeless and judgmental and overall just a terrible, horrible person. What she means is that she wants to find a quote that personifies how big of asses those state auditors are.ĭespite the fact that he’s Benji Wyatt, former teen mayor of Partridge, Minnesota, whom she was jealous of for an eternity, she definitely knows now that he’s a huge jerk. But then she quickly reconsiders that phrasing because it implies dirtier and darker things than she originally anticipated. She’s currently digging through The Master Plan, riffling through her Jack London quotes to find something about dicks cramming her dreams up her own butt. It’s 10:49 PM on a sad, miserable, humid night in late May color coded and alphabetically organized binders line her messy kitchen table. Shut down? Shut down! What in the flying fudge did those asshole butthole-ish mother frickers from Indianapolis feed these two peasants? Chris Traeger and Ben Wyatt are the absolute definition of the saying “scums of the earth,” and Leslie just wants to beat them to a pulp with a waffle iron from JJ’s until they un-shut down the great, beautiful city of Pawnee’s government.Īs she sits in her cluttered, peaceful house, the banging ferocity of her heart refuses to let her stop breathing so shallowly. With the uttering of that unforgiving, irrevocable statement, the opening of John Philip Sousa’s “Stars and Stripes Forever” repeats relentlessly in Leslie Knope’s mind. “Effective tomorrow morning, the entire government will be shut down until further notice.”